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Hello, I am Sam, Sam I am. Where I live isn’t important and I won’t disclose this information because I don’t particularly want to end up drugged in a telephone box, knowing a middle aged fat man had his wicked way with me. I have been a player in the nerd unit since it was founded by Master Kent way back in 2003 and I am arguably the most immature of the bunch as many people will know from years 7 and 8, but I am a changed nerd, I promise ;)

I am also believed to have corrupted many innocent people’s minds, mainly josh Griffiths and Larry west, but most recently the Coop$ta has also become quite a little fiend.

I spend the majority of my school days standing a circle discussing matters of very little significance and I often ponder why my boxers have to ride up so fiercely.

If you could actually be arsed to read this then maybe you should consider whacking beavers as a pastime.

Anyways, this is me.